Basically, this is a clear example of a young dickslap who failed to pay attention during her English classes. Notice her special attention to grammar and spelling. Notice her perfect use and placement of the rollseyes smiley.
1. "no i read since u typed it" Notice the dickslap's outstanding connection of words, placing them in precisely the right order to get her point across
2. "youve earned your e-stripes, huzaah" Notice the use of the word huzaah and its overwhelming efficiency in conveying the dickslap's point.
3. "stop trying to act high and mighty becuz your registration date says 2003" She may have been using one hand to adjust her tampon as she typed this sentence, as she didn't have enough time to type out the word "because". Watch as the dickslap attempts to insult Big E by referring to his actions as high and mighty. Furthermore, if Big E's registration date was 2003, as she so eloquently states, I'd piss on his fucking face and disown him.
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Best Regards,
Bino
Shut the fuck up fatboy.
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