The "Funny" Pictures Thread

[THEV1LL4N]

I love a subway.

I have my own concoction called "The Meat Medley". It's copyright so don't be having the same, or I'll be claiming royalties. It is all the meats they sell, with some cheese. Add some lettuce and tomato (because I am healthy). Throw on some jalapenos.... And cover in shit loads of mayo. Always a foot long and always a pleasure.

not that i like their meats (only turkey and chicken).. but how much does that amount to?

 

[THEV1LL4N]

I tried to make a medley back in the day and they said I could only order what's on the menu. Like, you have can have whatever kind of salad you want but you can't mix the different kinds of meats. I dunno. I don't really know how it works. I had a friend that worked there and I had him steal a whole roll of those tokens they used to do where you'd get free sandwiches for every 10 or whatever. We ate free the whole damn summer. LOL

yea well, the guy who works at subway is scared of my brother so we could get free subs for as long as he's employed there. just have to tag along and say "yea, you better put some extra chilli sauce on that... bitch".

 

[THEV1LL4N]

Ronal McDonald Bitch Slaps a Customer:

 

[Da_Funk]

yea well, the guy who works at subway is scared of my brother so we could get free subs for as long as he's employed there. just have to tag along and say "yea, you better put some extra chilli sauce on that... bitch".

Your like 12 years old. There is no way this is true

 

[THEV1LL4N]

thanks. please note the exaggeration above.

extra info: I personally know the guy who works there.

 

[vg4030]

yea well, the guy who works at subway is scared of my brother so we could get free subs for as long as he's employed there. just have to tag along and say "yea, you better put some extra chilli sauce on that... bitch".

Why would you want someone who doesnt like you make FOOD for you?

If by extra chilli sauce, you mean he jizzed in your sandwich, then yeah I guess you got what you wanted

 

[Pittsey]

not that i like their meats (only turkey and chicken).. but how much does that amount to?

6 quid, I think, for a footlong.

Somewhere around there. I don't go often. I usually lunch at Boots, M&S or wagamama.

 

[Bobby Sands]

can i have a 6 inch italian please

 

[THEV1LL4N]

Why would you want someone who doesnt like you make FOOD for you?

If by extra chilli sauce, you mean he jizzed in your sandwich, then yeah I guess you got what you wanted

read it again... carefully. who said that guy doesn't like me? me and him are fine. he's just scared of my brother because of old times when we were kids.

i guess you've never been to subway... they make the food RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!

 

[vg4030]

read it again... carefully. who said that guy doesn't like me? me and him are fine. he's just scared of my brother because of old times when we were kids.

i guess you've never been to subway... they make the food RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!

 

[Flipmo]

 

[Shadows]

lmao at i dropped my phone again

 

[Flipmo]

 

[vg4030]

lmao. Thats an awesome prank

If my prof wrote wtf on my paper I would crack up

 

[Casey]

Back in high school, they used to make us write essays on garbage topics in detention. They'd rip them up at the end of the detention.

So on the first page I'd write stuff pertaining to the topic, then on the following pages it'd just be elaborate ways of describing what a cunt the teacher was. Made detention enjoyable lol.

 

[Bobby Sands]

yea well, the guy who works at subway is scared of my brother so we could get free subs for as long as he's employed there. just have to tag along and say "yea, you better put some extra chilli sauce on that... bitch".

 

[vg4030]

 

[Da_Funk]

I drew a dick on my friends paper last year, it had hairs on it and everything. He didn't even see it when he handed it to a teacher who was a 65 year old lesbian. She circled it and wrote is this what i think it is lmao. He got me back by writing dicks on about 20 pages of my field note book that year.

Fuck I love university.

 

[S O F I]

I would have strangled you lol.

 

[Flipmo]

Years ago, I had to explain what was nuclear fusion in one of my exams. I drew Ryu and Ken shooting a hadooken at one another to describe it.

The professor just circled it, and put a question mark.
That was in CEGEP though, lol.