Dante joins the Russian Mafia

[Synful*Luv]

nah those arent fake,they are real checks.if dante cashes them,then when the owner of the account complains,they will come after him and question him.if he threw away the envelope the checks came in and deleted the emails,then he is really fucked.

I didn't say the checks were fake, the ones we ran across were real too, but i said just check it because sometimes the watermarks and whatnot are a bit off, this way, it's safer.

The police never went after the people who cashed the checks at Bank One, even after they found out the checks were fradulant, the bank ate the lost because they had to pay back the money to the account owner and that was the end of it.

 

[EDouble]

bid em off on ebay, cuz

 

[Dante]

lol looks like i owe them 35k because i'm in violation of clause 4. haha damn commies got me again!

/me gets out checkbook. realizes i don't have their address. puts back checkbook.

 

[bigmack]

you're fucked man,totally fucked

 

[G.Litt]

Let Me Deal With It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Synful*Luv]

My aunt works at UL out in Northbrook, IL, lmao :laugh:

 

[Jeremy]

LOL!!!!! They writer of the letter needs this.

 

[jbrolax]

Nothing is free

 

[Hymnz]

except death

 

[KFatal]

hahahaah

 

[Cheesyphily16]

That's some super sketchy shit right there haha. Yeah you shouldn't fuck with that. Money just isn't thrown around like that.

 

[Dante]

three more checks just arrived, all for $985 each. are these people stupid?

they should have sent one $50 check first, then scale it up... then they may just fool someone.

 

[KFatal]

lol

 

[Duke]

i don't really have any interest in cashing them. i'm just happy to see that the first time i responded to spam someone tried to mail me money.

lol, if people aren't fooled by this truly horrible written letter, i dont know whats next

"In case of non-fulfilment, infringement the conditions of the present agreement the sides take responsibility on legal grounds."


Seriously, what the fuck?

lmao @ the sherlock holmes signature btw. Dante, are you supposed to be the Printsipal?

 

[Cooper]

Nice one Mr Benz

 

[Prize Gotti]

To be honest, I think you are gonna have a hard time cashing checks to "Dante Benz".

 

[BIG NASTY]

lmao so you just gunna keep the checks?

funny shit

 

[G.Litt]

for fukk sakes.. I told you I'd cash them!!!!!!

 

[Cooper]

To be honest, I think you are gonna have a hard time cashing checks to "Dante Benz".

:thumb:

 

[Dante]

To be honest, I think you are gonna have a hard time cashing checks to "Dante Benz".

actually i have an official illinois state photo id that says i am he and he is i. ...but yes, i did this under an alias because i had no intention in ever cashing them.

btw, seven more checks for $985 just arrived. that brings my total to about $50k. interestingly i have no idea who i am supposed to send this recent $7k to lol.