That's all? I think people that age still celebrate birthdays. You only think I'm older because I know so much. But if you go by what I know, then I should be at least a few hundred years old. Maybe I am. You guys hope I'm older because if I'm pretty much the same age as you, what does that tell you about you?
All I'll say is, I can finally get into R-rated movies and I'm psyched. Oh, and thanks for the birthday wishes, Pittsey.