The Imperial Collapse Playbook

[Tha Massive Bell]

and JFK was killed by.......

Indulgent, vain and profligate, the all-female venture into space on the self-piloted New Shepard (NS-31) operated by Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin was space capitalism and celebrity shallowness on full show, masquerading as profound, moving and useful.

https://www.globalresearch.ca/gender-stunts-space-blue-origin-female-celebrity-envoys/5884464

and Trump is ruining the smoke and mirrors economy.

I don't find Earth to be boring. A lot of people on it are boring as hell, though.

 

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In what may appear as a stark contrast - If I was on the doomed Titanic, with Mr. Trump of the White Star Line shoving more coal into the furnace, I'd be fine with women and children first. There's old wisdom of life in that and going to space ain't one. I would totally team up with random dudes to tear down the locked gates out of steerage. At least so I'd have a chance because Mr. Trump sure looks buoyant as in full of hot air. I'd for sure give up his humpty dumpty ass for my Rose, the Heart of the Ocean. Besides, if the band is going to keep on playing on the doomed deck, I want to those sweaty Irish guys playing by the boilers to come and liven up the place.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

"Have you been to space?" said King.

A cranky Yankee says it was hardly space. It's more like going to a guided tour at sea world and calling it a challenger's deep. Come on, it's not space until you grow potatoes in your own shit on Mars and come back with cancer.

I missed this Vsauce. Watching it now.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Out: Cow farts and having pets.

In: Cloning mammoth to "fight climate change".

"Is it expensive? Yes, but one of the things they're trying to if you get enough people who are interested, it doesn't have to be that expensive,"

I hope the smarter ladies on that Blue Origin are a little more spiritual than this. ha ha

I don't think we should be applying a logic of farming mass produced lettuce to space tourism.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

They're telling me my grandma lied to me about carrots being good for my vision. Ha ha
Like I trust them over my dear grandma.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

LMAO

okay, this one made me laugh (still not the center of the universe)

it's dedicated to Katy Perry

did somebody really kiss the ground when they came back? are you sure they weren't paid to do this? lol

you don't kiss the ground until you get stuck in the Pacific current with your buddies dying because they refused to drink turtle blood like you did.

what a hoot

I survived a 14 hour flight with a screaming baby behind me. where's my space light? No no, just give me that sexy space suit, I can walk around and pretend like I'm the shit.


Imperial Collapse: Sutpid ass people going to space and acting like they're spiritual.

Like.... it would be cheaper.

 

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I heard the CIA is pumping money into the Mammoth shit. Hmmmm

Just to be fair

China at the lackluster Osaka Expo showcased a dust of "far side of the moon soil." It looked worse than the boogers I get after heavy gardening.

 

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All I can think of right now