European football thread (CL, Europa)

Sebastian

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I dont know about you guys but the first games of this years champions league were awful. I mean, i cant remember the last time i was watching champions league football on tuesday and wednesday....now i remember why i stopped doing it.
 

hizzle?

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Stuttgart vs Rangers was one of the most awful CL games I've seen in a while...

edit: no fuck that, in my life.

edit the edit : make that "football games" also.

edit the edit edited: make that more awful than my sexual performances

edit the edited edit : Make that worse than Flipmo's sexual partners' looks.

edit the edited editing edit: Make that worse than my little penis, it's pathetic

edit the edited editing edit that's been edited: Make that worse than FlipMo's homosexual fantasies about having sex with Slaven Bilic's pet donkey.

edit the edit edited edit editing that has been edited by editing: I love that donkey like if he were my own!

edit the editing edit that has been edited by an edit after the initial edit has been edited : FlipMo loves that donkey so much that he likes to toss its salad and eat its shit like it was a fresh carrot.
 

tHuG $TyLe

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Inter v Barcelona was a borefest. Inter defended for the whole game. Zlatan and Eto'o were both nowhere to be seen.

Muntari is the worst passer of a ball ever. Seriously. God awful.
 

Duke

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I watched scraps of Inter - Barca's first half, but it bore me to death so I went to the telly and watched Piraeus - AZ, where AZ proved they were too light when it's crunch time.

Standard 4 vs. 3 defensive situation with a high cross. Goal. Shameful.


I expect more from tonight. Heerenveen at home vs. Sporting Portugal, Twente away to Fenerbahce, PSV visiting Slavia Prague.
 

hizzle?

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I put some money on Ajax, Hamburg and Lazio.

Panai vs Galatasaray will provide us with some great football, great fans and awful deaths.

Yesterday I tipped 1 euro on an Arsenal 3-2 win, a 1-0 win by Liverpool and a Lyon 1-0 win with Pjanic scoring...

I won 80 Euros. I want to die for not putting a tenner.
 
I put some money on Ajax, Hamburg and Lazio.

Panai vs Galatasaray will provide us with some great football, great fans and awful deaths.

Yesterday I tipped 1 euro on an Arsenal 3-2 win, a 1-0 win by Liverpool and a Lyon 1-0 win with Pjanic scoring...

I won 80 Euros. I want to die for not putting a tenner.
You won 80 euros for that treble ?

Your bookie is fucking you.
 

hizzle?

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I know, that's what I was saying to Dukey. What a bunch of idiots... I wanted to tip on Anderlecht, but I didn't, now I regret it.

I also tipped an euro on the Israelis against Celtic. Which will give me a big Euro and a half more.

GOD DAMN IT Anderlecht just scored again!!!!
 

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