So a couple of Barca-Real jokes...
As of Monday, Madrid schools changed their mathematics approach to students. From now on, little Madridians have to count: one, two, three, four, barcelona, six, seven, eight...
Casillas and Carvalho are talking...
Carvalho: Where's the ball?
Casillas: In the net! Are you deaf? This is the fifth time I'm telling you!
The Special One, Two, Three, Four, Five.